Today in my house sounded like this...
Don't Do That
Knock It Off
Do you ever have those days that it seems all you say is negative?
On a positive note...
Buzz lost his first tooth today. He has had both bottom teeth loose since May, he just today, lost his first one. He was not so excited about losing his teeth. He would not wiggle them, would not let me get my hand anywhere near his mouth, would not eat anything that would help loosen them. Today the new tooth finally pushed through enough that the old one was just barely hanging on. Vootz and Buzz were playing with my flash light looking down each others throats, looking for Buzz's filling, looking at uvulas, looking for who knows what else. So under the guise of cavity hunting I had him open his mouth...
Me-"Ooo I think I see one. Look Vootz right there *putting my hand in* see right *yank* oh nope it was just a loose tooth."
Buzz-"Mommmmm! Don't pull iiiit...hey is that my tooth?"
Vootz-"Yep, I told you it doesn't hurt."
Buzz-"Cool! I bet the Tooth Fairy brings me LEGO's Star Wars 2."
Vootz-"The Tooth Fairy only brings money, like maybe 20 or 60 bucks"
Me-"Like maybe 20 or 60 cents."
Buzz-"No, it's my first tooth and first teeth are worth 10 dollars. That is what K got for his last year."
Me-"Have you heard of this thing called recession?"
I think we need to have a Tooth Fairy Union meeting to come up with a plan to establish an equal market.