Me- Who's that?
Dub- Piwate Ducky. Argh Quack Quack! He got a telscope dare on dat wing.
Me- Really? What does he do with a telescope?
Dub- It's not a telscope! It's noculars. He wooks at da bad guys wif his majnation and day pways kitar.
Me- They're binoculars and He looks at the bad guys with his imagination and they are playing the guitar?
Me- Hmm. Are you my boy?
Dub- Nope. I dad's boy. *sees Vootz playing with his soldiers* An I see dose tonks you got dare and they vroom.
Me- You're dad's boy! *fake pout*
Dub- Yep. Wook out da bad guys!
Me- Are those tanks going to vroom to the bad guys?
Dub- I wasn't talking you! I was talking Vootz!
Me- Sorry. I thought you were talking to me.
Dub- No. I talking to G Ji Joe.
Me- No. You just said you were talking to Vootz. Who are you talking to, GI Joe or Vootz?
Dub- I said I was talking to Daaad! *shakes head and rolls eyes.
Me- Okay random.
Dub- Ine not wandom! Ine W.