I usually wait until the boys have gone to sleep before I shower and here is why...
Today I had to clean the shower and because it is so big it is easiest to clean while actually showering. These are the happenings while I was cleaning the shower and showering.
Vootz-"Buzzy kicked me right here!"
Me-"I AM IN THE SHOWER!"
Rub-"I'm firsty"
Me- "I AM IN THE SHOWER!"
Buzz-"Dub has the mustard!"
Me-"What am I suppose to do about it, I AM IN THE SHOWER! Tell your dad!"
Dub-"Buzzy take it away da dippitz, an I wuv hunwy!"
Me-"STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!"
Dub-"But I'n hunwy!"
Me-"Wait until I get out of the shower!"
JC-*yelling from somewhere in our gigantic house that is so big you could actually lose a person in all 1150 sq. ft. of it!* do you feel the sarcasm there! "WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?"
Me-I AM IN THE SHOWER!"
Vootz-"Dad wants you."
Me-" I AM IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rub-"Dubby bwoke my monter twuck foat (monster truck fort)!
Dub-"Sissy bite me!"
Me-"Leave the cat and your brother alone or I am gonna bite you!"
Dub and Rub-"But your in da chower!"
Me-"Ya think?"
4 comments:
I know what you mean - mine usually ends with one or both of the kids with me in the shower. I really need a lock on my door
HAHA! 4 kids. I don't know how you do. Watching two at a time is enough for me. But shoot, I have some foster parents on my caseload who have 9, 2 birth kids and 7 foster kids, ranging from 1 to 16.
I love how you capture your kids language- very good, very desciptive, and very accurate. Makes me laugh everytime. I just stopped showering all together. Just kidding. But I've been tempted. What once was a lovely way to be hygenic and relax a little had turned into a race against the cartoon that is on and one of the kids small bladders. There are two things I crave most: time to exercise, and time to shower. Someday...
i'll email you tonite on the 'race'...my dad is in and my sis-in-law so far!
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