Dub- Oh No! Mom look at my paaannnts. *worried*
Me- That's ok dub they're suppose to be like that.
Dub- Nooooo. I don't like them like that. They are broken, they are suppose to be like this. *pulls them together at the slit.*
Me- Nope, sorry they are suppose to have a little slit in them.
Dub- Mom. You are wrong. All Wrong! And these stupid shorts are broken. I don't want them anymore. Throw them away. *angry*
Me- Dub, don't say stupid that is not nice. I am not wrong and you are not throwing away your shorts. Go play.
Dub- Okay. Can I have an Otter Pop? I only had two and I need to have five. *sweet*
Me- Sure, but just one more.
Dub- YES!! *Excited*
I am slightly concerned about this childs ability to flip flop. I bet he turns out to be a politician.