Have You Ever Seen My Sweet 16? Yeah, It's Like That. But Not Really.

Yesterday was my 29th birthday for the fifth time. It was AWESOME! The best birthday since my last 29th birthday. We partied hard. JC took me out and we had steak and shrimp. We had pizza, that I had to go pick up. We had my favorite angel food cake, that I had to make. We had a huge party at the club with a hundred guests and celebrities. My mother in law came to the house, that I had to clean. I got the keys to my brand new 6 bedroom dream house on 80 acres. My mother in law gave me some yummy cherry slice candies, that my boys ate all of this morning while I was working. We partied until the wee hours of the morning, dancing on the bars and painting the town red. I took a Benedryl and went to bed. We slept in this morning and I got breakfast in bed served to me by my dashing svelte husband and his rock hard abs. I rolled my butt out of bed at 6:30 to go clean a house, grabbed a diet Coke for breakfast while JC lay snoring and oblivious under the covers. Happy Birthday to me! I have no idea how we will ever be able to top this on my next 29th birthday.