Burned my hand when I grabbed the wrong end of my flat iron.
Squirted onion juice into my eye.
Almost choked on a fried potato...TWICE.
Took JC's truck to get gas and ran out of gas before I made it to the gas station.
Smashed JC's head with the trunk of my car when he brought me the gas can.
Sent JC and two boys to the ranch to fix and electrical switch but realized, as I was cooking dinner, that I forgot to send the rent check with them. Stopped in the middle of cooking to drive out to the ranch with the rent.
Microwave in the shop at the ranch almost burned down the shop. Microwave thrown away and new electrical boxes installed...in hindsight, given the days track record, playing with electricity was probably not a good idea, but everyone survived, probably because I was not helping.
Two plugged toilets by my fifth son, his name is "not me". Two unplugged toilets by yours truely.
One new thermostat...WooHoo! We have heat!
So ready for a run...
Now the run went like this...
Less than a block away I flicked a piece of crushed granite into the back of my shoe. "Ouch!"
Now Ange has issues. For a backwoods Indiana girl she just doesn't have enough...backwoods Indiana in her. She can't spit to save her life, she has serious mucous gag reflex issues (read: girlfriend can't hock a lugi)and she can't oakie blow. So when her nose starts to run, she HAS to blow it...in something. She had no tissues, I had tissues, but when I was laughing and trying to pee at the same time, I am pretty sure I dropped them. I can see her mentally going over her options...shirt tail, nope too much to blow this time, sock...nope too much time lost already, glove...yep glove. She is quite funny, because she is worried about if it will gross me out too much. I laugh, Hmm...option one you blow your nose in your glove. Option two, you gag and barf on my shoes. I think I will have to go with door number one.
We managed to finish our run with out anymore trouble. Felt great to stretch, shower and go to bed...where looking back, it seems I should have never left.