Rub- You might not believe it, but I am going on an Indie adventure. You might not see me for a while.
Dub- YOU CAN'T GO ON AN INDIE ADVENTURE, I'M INDIE!
Rub- Mom, did Dub go on the Last Crusade?
Dub- I'M TALKING ABOUT A LONG TIME AGO, YOU WEREN'T BORN YET!
Rub- Mom knows everything!
*Mental note...have the Tooth Fairy leave that boy a little extra cash.*
Dub- NO SHE DOESN'T! YOU'RE WRONG!
Rub- LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING!
Dub- MOM! Rub's not listening to my story!
Rub- You weren't even born before me.
Dub- I AM TAAALLKINGGG ABOUT A LONG TIME AGOOO. YOU WERE DE-EAD.
Rub- Then how come I am right here?
Dub- You're a ghost.
Rub- Mom am I a ghost?
Me- No Rub.
Rub- Dub you are lying!
Dub- MOM! RUB CALLED ME A LIAR!
Rub- BECAUSE YOU SAID I WAS A GHOST!
Dub- No. I changed my mind. It's just a story. I called you a ghost because you're being so happy.
Rub- I can't help it, I just can't stop being happy.
Dub- Well it's not funny.