Gifting You My Love

I have been thinking about that lovely Hallmark Holiday we call, Valentines Day. You see, Jc and I have been kinda hit and miss with our gifting to each other in all areas, including birthdays. Last year for Valentines Day I did not give him anything gave him my undying love and affection. He gave me rubber irrigation boots. Not even the stylish ones with plaid or hearts or pink stripes, just plain old dark blue rubber irrigation boots. Now, honestly this was obviously a gift he was giving himself, because me having irrigation boots of my own= my not having an excuse to not help him move irrigation pipe. So not only does he get my undying love and affection but he gets my unpaid labor too. You may say, yes but he gave you something and you gave him nothing. I did not give him....okay, I did give him nothing, but I wasn't disguising my nothing as something. Okay, I was... but come on irrigation boots!? I think this year I will give him this...


What do you think? It's even red, the color of love. I will get his undying love and affection and clean floors! Maybe I should put my irrigation boots on now, it's getting deep in here.