Saturday, March 3, 2012

If You Give A Man A Fish

While driving home from school on Friday Dub was upset that he could not find the quarter he left in his booster seat that morning. Rub said, " I gave it to a poor man who has nothing. No home. No family. No food. No job.

Warren said, "Well then he needs to get a job and get his own quarter."

Friday, March 2, 2012

Who's The Adult?

While I was at work Vootz left me this voicemail. "Hi mom, it's me. I'm just letting you know that you need to go to the store and pick up Clorox wipes, toilet bowl cleaner, we are really, really extremely low on Windex, maybe get some breakfast, cereal, waffles, we need carrots, milk and bread and maybe some lunch meat would be a good idea. Okay. Bye.

So I went to the store on my way home. I came home with two cheese pizzas, 1/2 gallon of vanilla ice cream, 1/2 gallon of Old Savannah Caramel ice cream, 1 pound bag of M&M's, package of Oreos, box of brownie mix, Hershey's syrup, rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream and a pair of generic Spanx.

Don't judge me.